Every other day I wake up early and get really drunk before breakfast. I really like it but I feel terrible about what I'm doing to my body...



My parents are divorced, and today I learned that all of my friends thought my dad was dead.



One time for some reason I tried to shave my armpits. I accidentally cut myself and couldn't wear deodorant. I smelt like a monkey for days!



One time when I was little I challenged my cousin to eat more paper than me. We ended up throwing up at the same moment. I've got to say, he was a great rival!



When I was in middle school, I was fat, had glasses and a lot of pimples. I was bullied, and through high school I worked out a lot. Now I wear contacts, don't have pimples anymore, and have a perfect body. I don't like to brag, but I'm the prettiest freshman in my college. I always stand up for any girl that is bullied, because I know how they feel.


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