I found a burrito on the kitchen counter and gave it a sniff test. It didn't pass it, but I ate it anyway.



Just seeing her name on the screen of my phone makes me smile. I love her, but she'll never know...



I have a king size bed but most of it is covered with random stuff that i'm too lazy to move, so I actually sleep in less than half of it. #lazy



I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #fml



I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #fml


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