One time when I was about 14 years old I had a dog, and I wanted to learn how to breast feed, so in the middle of the night I gave my dog my boobs. He bit them and i had to go to my parents and tell them what happened.



So other day was my birthday, and I decided to dress up in my birthday suit. Guess the cops didn't enjoy that joke. Or the sight for that matter.



I have multiple personalities, and they all have their email address. Samantha is my favorite though, but she is kinda like an evil dictator. She killed her sister last year.



A few days ago, a homeless looking guy fell into the light rail tracks. I jumped down there and lifted him back on to the platform. I didn't and still don't consider my self special or heroic. Actually, I really didn't care to help him. I don't know why I did it.



Today my buddy told me about this website. I'm at work in the office and i've been reading these for the past two hours. Sometimes I laugh out loud and everyone stares at me. I hope I won't be fired for this!


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