I once was in the park taking a walk, then this man grabbed me, so I punched him in the face. Turned out to be my boyfriend. #lol



I really needed to pee at a friend's house and her toilet is really loud so I thought I'd just hold on until I got home. Long story short, we ended up going out for breakfast and I peed in the middle of Banjo's.



I used to love this food thing called creampies. My friend didn't know what they looked like, so I searched "creampie". I can never look at a creampies the same way again. 0_0



I found out that my mom wasn't kidding when she said she's pregnant...



My mom and her really annoying boyfriend of six years are getting married soon. I really don't want them to, because he is very childish and he tried to get me to call him dad. I can't call anyone dad, since my dad died two years ago because of cancer. How do I tell my mother I don't want him to be my stepfather?


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