Last night, as I was walking my dog, I saw a kid getting beaten up by two bigger kids. I just walked away, and now I feel really guilty.



I work in a chinese food restaurant, and every time a customer is rude, I give them free shrimps. They are free because I stick my boogers in them.



My big brother was deployed in Afghanistan last year. I act like I'm alright but actually I really miss him.



My roommate thinks it's ok to go through my stuff whenever she needs something, and always leaves the house a mess. Little does she know that every time she is not home, I fart on her pillow and rub her toothbrush under my balls.



I cheated on my boyfriend with my girl bestfriend. Now I don't know if i'm bisexual or if it was only because I got really drunk.


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