When I was sleeping my little brother suffocated me and I fainted so my parents took to the hospital. When I woke up my brother laughed at me. To this day I have breathing problems.



I got married because she got pregnant by me. Truth is I hate her and have been married 5 years to her.



I was at a party and me and this cute guy were making out, and he got all nervous and threw up on me. We became best friends ever since.



I was in the bathroom one time and I was on my period so I had to use a tampon. When I was opening it, I guess it was loud enough for the little girl in the stall next to me to ask her mother why I was eating a snack in the bathroom. #periodproblems



My sister keeps a diary and I found it. On nights when I can't sleep I read it. It's very entertaining!


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