On wednesday, my jerk of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog.
Today i was walking home and a girl stopped and slapped me. I thought that i didn't know her, but apparently i pushed her in a puddle when i was in kindergarten, and i deserved a slap.
Yesterday, as i wash washing my hands in a public restroom, a lady walked in. When she saw me, she walked out and checked if it was actually the woman's bathroom.
Once when I was 9, my brother tried getting me to watch him jump off the roof. When he fell and broke his wrist, for some reason we sat outside the house for three hours before telling my mom.
Once when I was about 8, I found a small bag of cat treats that were shaped like hearts. I thought they were a new type of lolly and ate them all with out sharing. Afterwards I felt really sick so I read the back of the packet and they were made out of chicken liver!
