Whenever the guy I'm in love with doesn't text me back in five minutes, I'll check on his profile through various fake pages because Facebook keeps asking me to confirm the emails I've made up. I also stalk his instagram.



One day me and my friend were playing truth or dare and she dared me to flash a random stranger. So we went walking and i saw a really cute guy who was about 20 and i flashed him. The next day i found out he was my substitute teacher.



When I was about 4 I tried running away from home. So I told my mom that I was leaving and all she said was "ok" so I packed my bags, went outside in the pouring rain and I walked about one block, till I realized that I was too scared to knock on someone's door and tell them I was gonna live with them. So I went back home and decided that I wasn't going to do it again.



To the insanely cute girl that works at Walgreens, dayuum. I'm gonna get a prescription for something so i can see you more often.



Today in science I sneezed 6 times in a row, and I hit my head on the desk. Ending up with a broken nose.


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