When I was younger my uncle used to ask me if I wanted a dollar, and of course I did. But to get the dollar I had to smell his farts... I made about 3 dollars every time he came over.
OK so when I was little, I went on a trip to Washington D.C.. I was in the hotel room for a while and I had to pee, but my friend was in the bathroom. So I grabbed a shampoo bottle (I thought it was empty) and peed in it. That night my friend's hair smelled like pee...
