When I was younger my cousin and I hated our neighbor so we would put poop in plastic bags and throw it on their door. Unfortunately we got caught and had to clean it all up.
My little sister thinks she is a fairy. One day she told me she wanted pixie dust to fly and I told her to pee in a bowl, put sand in it and put it on her body. Ten minutes later she came to me crying she was smelling like pee and told me that she is too heavy for the pixie dust to lift her up. LOL
One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #FML
So I go and I take my dog for an hour walk. The whole time I'm waiting for him to crap. We get home and as soon as he gets in the living room guess what happens...
