One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I had to pee really bad, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom so I peed in my closet... My room smelt like pee for a month.
As an aspiring writer, I make up characters that I tend to talk to out loud and I fall mildly in love with them. I keep thinking that the saying "Writing is just a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia" is true.