When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. FML



One time, my brother was planning on peeing in the snow. He ended up slipping, face first, into the yellow snow, with his mouth open.



I hate my dad's cooking but I don't want to hurt his feelings if I tell him. I'm sorry, dad!



I once went to a friend's house and me being hungry grabbed a banana, after eating the banana, she decides to tell me how she uses banana as a dildo. Guess you could say I have a fear of bananas.



My boyfriend would rather read secrets on here than text me! You know who you are, and i'm mad as fire at you...


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