I named my daughter after my favorite pornstar and my wife thinks it's because it's my great-aunt's name. LOL



I'm separated from my husband and found out he recently started a relationship. It brought up all these feelings for me and him. He broke up with her and now I'm afraid I was just jealous and I don't really want him back. I feel bad and confused.



My life is extremely boring, I sometimes put on accents at work to make my days more interesting. That is all for now.



Yesterday i pooped in my neighbor's yard because his Chihuahua wouldn't stop barking. You should have seen their faces when they saw a turd bigger than their dog.



Today I was checking twitter on my phone, when someone called me. I didn't know the number but I answered anyway. The person on the other end said we were best friends in middle school. I was really glad to hear from my old friend, until I remembered that I was homeschooled.


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