When I was 7 my parents decided to take me camping. My brother decided to have me eat a spider. Its true what they say about them, they crawl back up your throat and out of your mouth. Now i have arachnophobia.



I heard my sister singing in the shower one day so I recorded it and put it online. The next day I woke up and she had committed suicide.



Today I took the train to Dallas, to get my car that I had left there last week. The car is in Dallas, I am in Dallas, the key is Houston.



I work in a kids play area and once I accidentally kicked a baby down the stairs.



When I was 4 I got poop on my hands and didn't know where to wipe it so i wiped it on the wall.


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