sometimes I wish I never met my friends so I could create my own identity, that way people would know me other than "that girl's friend".



My therapist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, she looked surprised and said, "Why not?".



My boyfriend told me that he was gonna take me somewhere special tonght, so I called In sick for work. Turns out he made a reservation in the restaurant I work at. -.-



I spent 10 minutes trying to play with my wii, when I realized I was using the TV remote.



I pretended I was a guy and I ended up getting a girlfriend, now she wants to meet me and we've been together for 11 months.


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