The day I turned 21 I got so drunk that I came home and accidentally threw up on my parents' bed. The worst part is that... well, they weren't sleeping.
One time I was walking down a street in a bad part of town and I saw a homeless man getting beaten by some kids. I was too afraid to go tell them to stop, but at least I called the police, and luckily they were nearby!
When i'm with my friends I act though and say that I don't like gay people. Actually I can't help but staring at them when they change in the locker room.
Apparently when I was a toddler, I found my mom's vibrator, showed my aunt, then put it in my mouth... Some things are better left unsaid, auntie... Thanks.
