On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. LOL




One time I was at the movies, to see 007. As I went to the bathroom I felt like a secret agent and tried to break down a door, so I kicked it really hard. I ended up breaking my foot. I had to go to the hospital and still don't know how the movie ends.




By best friend died in a car accident 4 months ago. Every wednesday, after school, I go to the cemetery and bring her flowers. My parents think I have some sort of school club.




When I was little I thought that if parents touched their children they could read their mind. So, I would always avoid contact with them, and when I thought about dirty stuff I would panic if they were around!




My mom is pregnant with triplets. We just had a massive fight and she actually said to me, "Amber your dad left because he disowned you. I only had these kids to slowly, one by one, push you away. I never wanted you, your my little mistake."



Prev
Next