I'm going to be 25 in August and I still love my stuffed animals so much that I ripped them all apart and sewed together an outfit for my boyfriend to wear to bed. Thankfully he loves me enough to put up with it. Just can't sleep without either the inanimate or the animated.




Today I had to take a dump at school so I ran into the bathroom right after 2nd period and made loud diarrhea and when I was done, I walked out and realized there were 4 people staring at me, terrified.




When I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair, she said "you are the affair"... wtf?!




I just found out that my boyfriend's daughter is one year older than me...




Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML



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