I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.
When I was 6-7 my neighbors asked me to watch their cat. I gave it a bath but I couldn't get it dry, so I put it in the microwave. I told them it ran away.
When I was little I used to think that the mirror in my bathroom was a two-way mirror, so I would always crawl on the floor past it, so nobody would see me.
When I go to Walmart and I don't find what i'm looking for, i'm always scared of walking out without buying anything, and look like a thief. So I buy cheap things that I don't need.
