Sometimes, when I'm in the subway, I like to pretend i'm a secret agent busy following and protecting someone extremely important.



One time my neighbors were being extremely loud, and when I went to tell them to please be quite they told me to go screw myself. So I went home and ordered pizza to their house from 7 different restaurants, and spent the night waiting for pizza guys to bother them



I have a king size bed but most of it is covered with random stuff that i'm too lazy to move, so I actually sleep in less than half of it. #lazy



When i'm alone on the school bus I put my earphones on and pretend i'm listening to music. Actually i'm collecting information about everybody when they think I can't hear them. Sometimes I blackmail them as well.



I once was in the park taking a walk, then this man grabbed me, so I punched him in the face. Turned out to be my boyfriend. #lol


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