If someone I don't like is approaching, I pretend i'm sleeping, no matter where I am and what i'm doing.



Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird



When I feel like shopping but i'm broke, I rearrange the apps on my phone so it looks like I have something new.



When i'm in public I pretend i'm texting just to look busy, but actually i'm reading these secrets.



Whenever I watch The Lion King with my daughter and the song comes on, I can't help but lift her in the air and pretend she is the chosen one.


Prev
4 - 315
Next