The girl sitting across from me has the best pair of legs I've seen in a long time. Sometimes I wish that I wasn't married.



When I was about 23-24 years of age, I had a few women that I was dating at the same time. 4 of them shared the same toothbrush at my apartment and never knew about it. "Where's my blue toothbrush babe?"... "it's in the cabinet"... "Where's my blue toothbrush hun?"..."it's in the cabinet"... "Where's my blue toothbrush boo?"..."it's in the cabinet"... Lord forgive me !!!



Every time I say I am going to get changed, my dad says "don't change, I like the way you are". I love him.



I like the smell of weird things like the new car smell. I also like the smell of freezers. One time this girl, my sister's friend, got a new bike. It was sitting in the driveway. I smelt the wheels for a while. #weird



When I was 13 I accidentally kissed my step brother in a pool party. No one saw, and since then we accidentally make out all the time. #lol


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