I just turned 18, so I still live at home, but most nights I bunch up my blankets, sleep with them and pretend they're my boyfriend.



One day, I walked by my friend's house and I saw something strange on a window of her house. I walked up to it and saw ladies pads on it. I went to the door and knocked and asked, "Dude, check your window." She went to check it and she found her 5 year old son putting them on the window. She asked him, "Baby, what are you doing?" He replied, "I'm putting airplane stickers." I laughed.



I'm scared of everyone, because from age 4 to 16 I was abused by my dad and stepmom. This has caused me to be a walking star wars encyclopedia.



I was pulled over one time by a cop car, to be questioned for speeding. I pretended I didn't know English, and even though they checked my papers and registration, they let me go. #luckyday



One time in 4th grade I threw up on my teacher on purpose, because she was a bitch. It was pretty funny.


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