Today in class, I had the urge to fart. I had a bright idea that if I dropped my book and farted at the same time, nobody would notice. I dropped my book, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly.
When I was five years old my mom told me to go wake up my dad. I went into the bedroom and I saw he had a boner. I ran to him and yelled "Mom!! There is something wrong with daddy!!"
The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle#weird#lol
