Lately I have been trying to be more expressive, so now sometimes when I talk to myself in my head, I move my hands and arms around like I'm talking to someone else. #weird




When I go to the corner store to buy stuff, I flash my bra at the cashier and he gives me free snacks. He's 45 years old... I'm not a whore, just a flirt.




So I'm gonna get suspended for kicking the shit out of a kid for making fun of and hitting/pushing a girl with special needs, and he's just gonna get an ice pack, band aids, and some tissues!!




As a child, I thought black and white movies existed because people at the time did not see in colors.




When I was younger I was too scared to sleep alone so I decided to crawl in bed with my mom. Bad idea. I found her naked with my aunt's ex husband. I started crying and left.



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