I have a bladder problem that makes me unable to hold my pee when I am asleep, so I have to not drink any liquids 2hrs before I sleep and I have to force myself to pee before I sleep. It's awkward!



One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #fml



Me and my best friend used to fight over his big sister when we were fresh men. The next year he let me date her. We are getting married on Saturday.



My first time was in an alley.



I live alone, I don't have cats, but I have a neighbor in college who leaves his bathroom window open every morning. I am also his teacher... #hot


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