My drunk brother walks in at 4am and opens one of my dressers. I yelled at him, he turned around and left. I try to go back to sleep when he comes in again. I just let him be... That was until I heard something like water pouring I look at him to see his pants down and him pissing in my dresser. When I yelled at him "what are you doing?!" He said nothing. The next morning he didn't recall anything.
I think my best friend who I've been friends with since 4th grade is secretly gay. We both jokingly say things to each other like, "wow you look sexy in that shirt I'd even do you". But he comes on strong with it. He's never had a gf but isn't virgin he says. And he never wants to go meet a girl. I honestly don't mind if he is, I just wish he didn't have to keep up the appearance with me, his bff.