This summer i'm leaving for a vacation in Italy. Not even my family or closest friends know that actually i'm never gonna come back. I'm tired of this place.



One time, I went to the doctors because I was having morning sickness and I thought I was pregnant. When I finally went to the doctor he told me I was pregnant with a big smile. I was really happy, but then he quickly said "no I'm just kidding, you just have a stomach bug."



A few days ago i had a class presentation and I got so nervous that I actually shit my pants, everyone in class now refers me as the boy that shits his pants.



When I was 5 i went on daily walks with my mom. On day I found 20 dollars on the ground. I didn't know who it belonged to, so I kept it. We were walking and we passed a homeless guy. I ran over have him a big hug and handed him the 20 dollars.



One time, I was fixing the bathroom cabinets and I saw pregnancy tests and I wasn't using them. So, when I confronted my boyfriend he said he was the one using them. What the heck?


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