Every night, before going to sleep, I look under my bed, into my closet and behind the curtain, to see if there are any monsters. The problem is that i'm 17.
One time I got really drunk, and I decided it was a good Idea to pee in my friend's suitcase. It turns out it was actually my suitcase. With my brand new MacBook Pro in it.
I'm married and I keep cheating on my husband. Sometimes I feel guilty, but I can't help it... He has no idea, but i've cheated on him with seven different people. It feels good to let it out.
