When I was 10 I walked into the boys bathroom. I was so tired that I walked into a stall that a boy was in, I didn't realize and sat on him. #awkward



A friend of mine passed away almost five months ago. Seems like its only been a week. I just miss him so much. I wish I could have told him how much I appreciated him when he was here. He was such a great guy. I love you so much J., rest in peace.



I talk people into committing felonies. Thus far over 200 people have a record because of me. I guess i have a weird hobby.



Sometimes I pray to god to bless me with bigger boobs. Is that wrong?



One time at a restaurant, I went to the bathroom. I was going to scare my friend when she went to come in after me, but instead she let another lady go in first. I scared the old lady. She started swearing at me, and she got the manager. I went in the stall before the manager came, so she yelled at my friend. #lol


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