Until I was like 10, smarties were my favorite candy, not because I liked their taste the best, but because I thought somehow they'd legitimately make me really intelligent.



I'm in the closet, my boyfriend just thinks I'm not ready yet but the truth is I cheat on him with his 13 year old sister. #lol #cheating #lesbian



I weighed 90 pounds in 3rd grade and I was fat. I was teased by my skinny friend who I was jealous of, now 4 years later In 7th grade, I've gained less than 40 pounds and weigh like 127. But I'm skinnier, taller, and stronger now. He's now jealous of me but I don't tease him, because I know how it feels.



When i'm home alone I like to strip naked and just walk around. On my birthday i woke up and nobody was in the house, so i went downstairs naked. Turns out i wasn't alone. They were hiding with some of my friends too for a surprise birthday party.



I brag about how big my penis is with everybody, but the truth is that when women see it they just point and laugh.


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