The other day I had to pee really bad but I didn't want to leave my room so I drank the last of my water and started to pee in the bottle. About midstream my mom walks in. She startled me so much I dropped the bottle on my carpet floor. She then made me clean it up.



I stole this guy's girlfriend last year and I even kissed her while he was around. Funny thing is, he tries to act tough as shit but I danced with his girl at a school dance, found him crying a little bit later.



Nobody knows that I'm a lesbian. Once I tried telling my mom and she freaked out and told me it's a phase. She told me not to tell anyone because it wasn't true and that people at church would give me and my family dirty looks. She did everything she could to make me "change". I couldn't take it anymore so I just told her that it worked and that I was "changed". She's convinced that I'm straight again.



The guys at work were laughing at the computer, so I went to go see what they were laughing at. I found out that they were laughing at some pictures of me naked. Apparently I'm not even sexy, I'm just funny.



I was at Olive garden with my boyfriend. A girl came to our table and asked him "what's your name?" and "is that your sister?". I tackled her and scratched her. I'm no longer allowed at Olive garden.


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