Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed.



My dad told me we were going to see my doctor for the yearly check-up. Actually, he tricked me into therapy.



A woman who works for my husband told me that they've been sleeping together, and that now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife.



After spending 10.000$ in treatment for my dog's cancer for the past months, he died of kidney failure.



This morning i woke up next to a beautiful, half naked brunette. Then my alarm clock woke me up for real.


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