When I was in kindergarten I had a substitute for the day.and I was just doing my work and then the boy I had a crush on walked past and asked me to play with him. Guess what I did? I farted in his face, and he looked at me and started crying. He said "I just wanted you to play with me." And my whole face turned red. Then the stupid teacher told me to stop farting. And the class started laughing.