When I was in kindergarten I had a substitute for the day.and I was just doing my work and then the boy I had a crush on walked past and asked me to play with him. Guess what I did? I farted in his face, and he looked at me and started crying. He said "I just wanted you to play with me." And my whole face turned red. Then the stupid teacher told me to stop farting. And the class started laughing.
I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid
I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid
I was flirting with this girl in a random chatroom, we really liked each other so after she told me that she had just broken up with her stupid boyfriend, we decided to trade pictures. And that's when I found out she was my ex.