When I was little, I would always picture that guys I like, and my friends, would be watching me through cameras that were put up in my house. I always tried to do things that sensed cool, I feel stupid now though, lol
I honestly feel like I'm too intelligent to be in my sophomore class. I had to point out London on a map because one girl seriously didn't know where it was. The stupidity of my generation is seriously starting to affect my mental well being.
When I was 5, I was in a social security office with my mom. Two masked men came in with guns and told everyone to get on the ground, but stupid me I thought it was fake and stood up on a chair watching them. One of them looked right at me. A lady grabbed me and held me to the floor. The two men beat up a security guard till his face was covered in blood. That lady saved me!
Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird
I've always wanted to be a doctor. When i was in high school my science teacher would make fun of me and say that i was too stupid to be a doctor. Yesterday i graduated with honors. I called her, she remembered me and said "what do you do now?", I told her "I'm a doctor, **** you." and hung up.