When I was 8 I shaved my dad's eye brow off while he was sleeping. Then i blamed it on my brother. He was grounded for three weeks, lol!
Well... When I was smaller I used to talk to cars thinking they were actually Transformers or Decepticons lol
I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. lol
Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol