When I was younger, my parents believed I was a good child, cause I stayed after school everyday and got good grades. What they didn't know was that i'd spend my time smoking weed with a teacher.



I came out as being gay to all my friends, but now I'm not so sure. I like my best (female) friend, but she has no idea.



When I do the dishes, I hold three plates at one time in-between my fingers and pretend I'm Wolverine.



I recently just found out that my teacher is dating my father. Then i realized that he is the only reason i'm passing her class.



I hope my husband cheats on me so I have reason to leave him.


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