I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
I have an obsession with eating insects that my gf does not know about. I love eating spiders too. People think I'm weird but I don't care
When I was in 9th grade, My English teacher have me my paper, and I saw that there was slime on it. I didn't know what it was so I tasted it. It tasted weird. To this day I feel like it was snot or spit but I still don't know what it was.
I talk people into committing felonies. Thus far over 200 people have a record because of me. I guess i have a weird hobby.