I ran into a light pole in my mom's car, so I took a trip to Walmart and put a shopping cart on the dent. I took a picture of it as the evidence.



I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. LOL!



One time I was riding my bike, and a car cut me off. I passed them and I flicked them off. I then turned around and realized It was my mom.



When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!



I like to fart under the blankets and smell it.


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