Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.
Before dying, my grandpa gave me a letter that he wrote. The letter said that he was going to come back to hunt my family, and had the date of months after his actual death. He told me to hide it somewhere in the house. Since my parents found it, a couple of weeks ago, they've been terrified. My grandpa has always been a funny guy.
When I was 13 my brother started being mean to me so me and my best friend decided to give him pay back. We peed in cups and poured it all over his pillow, that night he slept on his pillow but kept complaining that it smelt funny, I blamed my dog, my brother still hasn't found out.
One time, when I was eight, I lived in Pennsylvania and I didn't know what a snake was. One day when I was outside in my backyard I saw a snake and I thought it was a giant worm, so I picked it up and ran to my dad with it around my neck and he almost caught a heart attack, that was so funny!!