I twist almost every story I tell people because my life really isn't that interesting. I'm a pathological liar, and everyone thinks I'm really funny and interesting. In reality I am depressing, weird, and boring.
Last year I went to the bathroom at my Aunt's house, and I walked in and started to sit down on the toilet when I hear my uncle say my name. He was in the tub and I didn't even see him. I'm just glad I didn't see anything because it was already weird enough.
I have an obsession with eating insects that my gf does not know about. I love eating spiders too. People think I'm weird but I don't care
When my grandmother died I started to see weird things almost like shadows that followed me but nobody believes me when I tell them. Sometimes at her grave I can see her smiling at me as if she were just fine.