My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy
I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. lol
I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
When I was younger, my dad was really racist and against gays so I made out with my gay black friend outside the school when my dad was picking me up so that he would see just to make him mad. Got grounded for 2 months and suspended from school. lol so worth it.