One time at a restaurant, I went to the bathroom. I was going to scare my friend when she went to come in after me, but instead she let another lady go in first. I scared the old lady. She started swearing at me, and she got the manager. I went in the stall before the manager came, so she yelled at my friend. #lol
On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. lol
I threw a pencil at this substitute teacher and it hit him in the head. My friend and i started laughing so hard; he then gave my friend three days in school suspension. Gotta love highschool. lol
When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. Weird, I know.