I have never once fallen for a guy because of his looks. Not once! Why is everyone so hung up on how hot someone is? I don't care about what I look like, but if a guy doesn't like me because I don't think I should have to impress them, then that is stupid.
You know those cracked screen apps that is you touch the screen it will "crack"? Well, I got that and showed my little sister and she said she could do that too. She got her phone and broke it with her finger. I reset mine and said can you reset yours? She said "I can wash it off" as she was trying to wash it off (with alcohol) it caught on fire. She threw it outside into our pool. Oh stupid people...
I've always wanted to be a doctor. When i was in high school my science teacher would make fun of me and say that i was too stupid to be a doctor. Yesterday i graduated with honors. I called her, she remembered me and said "what do you do now?", I told her "I'm a doctor, **** you." and hung up.
When I was in kindergarten I had a substitute for the day.and I was just doing my work and then the boy I had a crush on walked past and asked me to play with him. Guess what I did? I farted in his face, and he looked at me and started crying. He said "I just wanted you to play with me." And my whole face turned red. Then the stupid teacher told me to stop farting. And the class started laughing.