Well, my secret is, I am bisexual. I am terrified of coming out to my family. They are all homophobic and disowned my uncle when he came out as gay. Also, I have a crush on my best friend, who is also bisexual, but favors males. I want to be the one to change that, since I favor females. lol
I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. lol!
When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!
On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. lol
When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. Weird, I know.