When I was 4 I saw some stickers on the ground, in a store. I picked them and and took them till we left. We went to another store, and my mom tried to hold my hand, well thats were the stickers were. She pried my hands opened and stickers fell out. We had to go back to the store and say sorry.
The other day I hacked into my girlfriend's Facebook, because lately she's been avoiding me and I thought she was cheating. Turns out she was busy organizing a surprise birthday party for me. sorry babe!
I've been receiving anonymous love letters for the past months. Yesterday i found out that it was my dad writing them, because he felt sorry for me.
I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.