My ex boyfriend broke up with me, and the next day he came to my house to talk to me. I thought that he was going to say that he wanted me back, so I ran to him and kissed him. When I pulled away, he said "so, we wanna be friends". #awkward #fail




When I was little I thought all people were half black and half white. I thought that the lower half of white people was black, and that the lower half of black people was white. I thought that I was just different.. #imweird #wtf




I went to a bar and met a hot guy,made out with him, then came home to my loveless marriage. The guy was 26, I'm 42.




One time when I was like 6 I accidentally swallowed a piece of bubble gum and I cried all day, because I thought I was going to die.




When I was eight I drew a picture for my aunt and uncle of them, my cousin and a random baby. The next day they found my aunt was pregnant. I was not aloud to draw family pictures after that day.



Prev
Next