There's this older girl at my school who everyone thinks is a lesbian. Last year she cut her hair short, which is why. Secretly I started really liking her even though I don't know her. Last month I cut my own hair short. I still think she's absolutely adorable but I haven't had the nerve to say hi. Dunno if anyone picked up that I'm a lesbian, lol.
When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
One time i made a copy of a 20 dollar bill and threw it on the ground. Two guys started arguing about who picked them up first, and then they started fighting, you should have seen their faces after they realized they were fake! lol
Every time I take a book in the library, I write the ending on the first page, so that I ruin it for everybody else after me. #lol #mean
I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. lol!