I posted a profile on Zoosk under female, wanted, 24, looking for a bi female to join me and my fiancee. My stepmom responded to it. I turned her down saying that she was too manly lol
I hate shaving.... I have hairy armpits and hairy legs. When guys find out are always grossed out, i just laugh in their face lol
On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. lol
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol