Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.
I've recently met this awesome guy on the internet. He's one year older than me and lives about 1,000 miles away. I know he feels the same, but I'm afraid to ask him out because I'm extremely cautious and shy, yet when I'm older I want to meet him and he has said the same. He calls me pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, smart and funny. I hope when I get older I will have the privilege of meeting this guy.
When I was 13 my brother started being mean to me so me and my best friend decided to give him pay back. We peed in cups and poured it all over his pillow, that night he slept on his pillow but kept complaining that it smelt funny, I blamed my dog, my brother still hasn't found out.
Before dying, my grandpa gave me a letter that he wrote. The letter said that he was going to come back to hunt my family, and had the date of months after his actual death. He told me to hide it somewhere in the house. Since my parents found it, a couple of weeks ago, they've been terrified. My grandpa has always been a funny guy.
I like my accounts teacher. He's so nice and funny. And we talk a lot. I feel so happy when I talk to him. The problem is that he is double my age.