Before dying, my grandpa gave me a letter that he wrote. The letter said that he was going to come back to hunt my family, and had the date of months after his actual death. He told me to hide it somewhere in the house. Since my parents found it, a couple of weeks ago, they've been terrified. My grandpa has always been a funny guy.
Okay so last night I was at my boyfriend house. We were in bed sleeping and I had to fart really bad.. So I did what I had to do was best. I farted really loud and it smelled really bad, it actually woke him up and he look at me with a funny face. I told him he farted in his sleep and he was gross for doing it because it woke me up. Now I feel bad for blaming it on him, But oh well.
When I was in the 1st grade. These guys' taught me what gay meant. They told me it was liking guys. So, me being a girl and only having a partial definition, I was like." does that make me gay? I like boys" they started laughing and never told me anything. I walked around saying I was gay in, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade. and I was frequently laughed at and I thought It was funny too. Until i told my mom.
Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.
I am a nanny and sleep with both my bosses (the mother and the father). funny thing is they have no idea that they are cheating on each other with me.