I'm spending the night in a motel sunday because my wife is having a woman over for the night. #FML




One time me and my 21 year old brother went to Mcdonalds, the lady told us we were cute together. FML




There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. FML




Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML




I like this girl in my school and when she asked to sit next to me on a trip and I got really happy. We were about to kiss, when she grabbed a bag and puked because of travel sickness. I spent the trip holding her hair back. FML



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