I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #FML
Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. FML.
I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #FML
One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #FML